Mid Life #1: We are Here

Generation X didn’t start the fire. We looked at it and said, “Whatever.” We are no longer young adults. Most of us have not and will not set the world on fire. The demographics say there are far fewer of us than the generations that book end us. We hear about them all the time. but we are here, too. We exist.

Sometimes, I think I’m old. Awhile back, my boss referred to my younger office mate and I as Laverne and Shirley.  She didn’t know who that was, so I sent her a link to the opening credits. A couple of minutes later, she turned to me and said, “I get it.” More recently, she told me she hopes she’s as cool as me when she’s my age. That is the best compliment I’ve been given in a long time. My office-mate, is one of the good ones.

Talking with a friend recently, I mentioned that we are getting old after the phrase “a quarter century” was used. He countered that no, we’re just getting started. You know what? We’re both right. By the time you’re in your mid-40s, a lot of milestones are behind us, but there is a lot ahead of us, too. Don't look behind. The past is gone. Look ahead.

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Making Sexy Awkward Since 1986

A boy named Tom sent me a rose during Homecoming my freshman year of high school. I was 14, new in town and shy.  I didn’t know what to do with the idea that a boy might think I was pretty. He was a sophomore and must have been shy, too. I don’t think we ever spoke the entire year. But I did press that rose in my scrapbook, where it continues to decay to this day. 


On the last day of school that year, I received a note from  another boy, Brian.  It was in English class, and our desks were arranged in a circle. I remember seeing the note passed from one kid to another. When it reached me, I was surprised to see it had my name on it.


I opened it. “Jennifer, will you go out with me?” it read. I glared in Brian’s general direction. I wrote my reply, “I think you have the wrong Jennifer.” There were at least two other Jennifers in the room. Surely it reached the wrong one. I sent it back. It came back. He had the right Jennifer. I thought he was being mean. There was no way he could be serious.  I looked right at him, tore up the note, and crushed it under my heel. I never saw him again. Four years later, it dawned on me he actually was asking me out on purpose. Sorry, Brian.


I moved that summer and soon met James, my first boyfriend. Probably the only reason I thought he was serious is because several friends I trusted told me he was…and I had a crush on him, too.  We were at the mall on a busy Saturday. He pulled me into a corridor. I knew where this was going. I thought I was ready. We were pressed against a wall, his lips coming toward me, and oh no! Probably his tongue, too. I ducked. He never tried to kiss me again.


Three years later, it is the tail end of my freshman year of college. I have had a mad, mad crush on Scott since the moment I laid eyes on him in the fall.  He has also had a mad, mad crush on me for several months. 


Our friends were not oblivious to any of this. But we were. They went home for Memorial Day weekend.  Scott and I decided to go out for dinner together. This is not a date. We will not admit or see that it is. After an awkward dinner devoid of conversation, we sat under a tree, picking green aphids out of each other’s hair. 


Two years later, Scott and I were not together. We are taking a break. I am a mess. How will I live without him? I am strong. I don’t need him. I cry. I write. I study more. I write some more.  I am woman, hear me roar!  How will I live without him?  


This is how: I discovered a computer bulletin board system.  I spent hours online talking to people I would never meet in person. But there’s one person I joke with more than anyone else and pour my heart out to. I learn to flirt because of him. Eventually, we tell each other our real names.  We email and send a real letter or two. We have a fling online. That fizzles. We remain friends. 


A few months later, we start talking, on the phone in the middle of the night, for hours and hours. I do most of the talking. He listens. I am preoccupied with my final semester and oblivious as ever.  Still, the desire to meet in person is strong. We do meet in person, but not before Scott tells me how much he misses me. I have to make a choice. I don’t know who to choose and am bad at risk-taking.  So when I finally meet my online friend, I threw on more ice queen armor than I ever have before or since…for an entire weekend. To ensure it lasts, I avoid eye contact. But somehow, we remained friends. He still tracks me down every so often. And I appreciate it.


Years pass.  Now it’s 2002. I am at a friend’s house for a costume fitting. I am prancing around in leggings and a t-shirt, almost oblivious as usual. There’s a guy there I suspect is going ask me out at some point. A few weeks later, he does. That’s the one I marry.

August, 1989

August 1989: 

Bombing down country roads I’d never seen before or since, driving a car that took my family and I from Michigan to California and back again and Michigan to Virginia and back to Michigan.  When it rained, water inexplicably filled the back-seat passenger’s side foot well.  The dusty light blue upholstery on the ceiling sagged around the dome light.

The car I drove in wooden shoes, very briefly, just to see if it could be done, the Tulip Time we taped the fortune cookie fortune “A thrilling time is in your immediate future” to the dash with band aids.

The car that when it was cold out, made you wonder every time if it was going to take off again when the light turned green

The car I rode in the year I was seven, when in the middle of the journey cross country, I saw snow for the first time in two years, when at the end of the journey, we were greeted by the same ice plant ground cover we’d left on the other side of the world just months before

The care I drove and drove and drove, almost never filling the tank back up.  (Sorry, Mom and Dad.)

The car I learned to drive in, early on Sunday mornings, past the mall where I would later to duck to avoid my (almost) first kiss

The car with an after-market cassette deck that I was ever grateful for because almost all the radio stations were crap in my teen aged opinion

The car, weeks before, I’d ferried around friends from Washington, D.C. and Detroit, showing them the corn fed, tulip-bedecked wasteland I now called home.  (What else did we do that week besides dye my hair red with McCormick food coloring?)

The car I drove when I accidentally lost Lake Michigan that spring when I was a miserable square, dark-minded peg in a school of round, pure-minded pegs who’d known each other forever.

The 1979 Malibu station wagon I grew up in from Michigan to California to Virginia and back to Michigan,  we took one last long ride together, bombing down roads I’d never seen before or since, windows rolled down, open to the blue August sky, blasting Disintegration.